Did you know that Denver has its own dance?
Indeed. Apparently our way-too-cool big sister LA found a moment between doing cocaine off of her new CD of DJ Akio remixes (she's never do a line off of the vinyl, obviously) and bitching about how Coachella was full of scenester 12-year-olds to invent a 1-2-3 for us.
Here's how it goes:
1. Assume traditional hipster dance stance (legs more than hip width apart, knees relaxed, torso loose so it can pivot off of mostly stationary hips to ensure greatest possible bang flow-age)
2. Bring up arms in bent position (like a Barbie doll)
3. Shape hands like pistols
4. Throw "pistols" about wildly (arms move up and down along sides of body and to top of head, wrists hinge back/forth/side-to-side) while tossing hair for maximum bang flow-age, as discussed previously
5. Stomp feet
I'm pretty sure this has to do with cowboys or something. One ought to be careful though, as it is a most excitable form of artistic expression and its hard to masturbate when your hand looks like this:
Thanks sissy... but I still want my Bowie t-shirt back.
(extra-special thanks to B for breaking it down and bringing it back)
